Enjoy your lettuce, sweaty. 🌱

Enjoy your lettuce, sweaty. 🌱 Me eating microgreens thinking I'm better than everyone. @wholefoods @drinkolipop @sirkensingtons #comedy #funny #memes #comedyskit

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Letting my ancestors guide me on this one. ☝️

Me tracking my man

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It’s called self care, sweaty😌

Me taking myself on a solo date thinking I’m better than everyone.

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Your mouth deserves a good Wang 🦷🪥

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The cold never bothered me anyway ❄️

The cold never bothered me anyway ❄️ me eating ice cream in the winter time feeling like a cold ass bich on a cold ah day @benandjerrys @haagendazs_us @halotopcreamery @magnum

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Have fun in court, sweaty 🧑‍⚖️

Me when I get dismissed from jury duty, thinking I’m better than everyone @legalzoom @judgejudytv @plutotv @jurydutycomedytvshow @primevideo

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Have fun on your phone sweaty 📖📚

Me reading a book thinking I’m better than everyone Check out my friend @beyonkz’s book UNASSIMILABLE, an examination of Asian Americans who refuse to assimilate and instead build their own belonging on their own terms outside of mainstream American institutions. @harpercollins @harperbooks

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Sticking fingers in rocks AND FOR WHAT? 😤

Hey diva, can we use a ladder next time? Rock climbing is getting dangerous.

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Currently riddled with consumption

Currently riddled with consumption, please fetch my soothing powder.🏺 i’m bored so I’m pretending to be a sickly Victorian woman

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Call me the FOB whisperer — replacing the battery

Call me the FOB whisperer — replacing the battery on my Rav4 key fob @toyotausa @energizer

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Nice plastic bags, sweaty 🛍️🥬

Me with greenery poking out of the bag thinking I’m better than everyone.

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Because no one mourns the filter💨

pov you’re an hvac and I’m replacing your filter

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It’s hard for people to find you when you’re hidin

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Me after watching Coyote Ugly

Why I don’t like asking bartenders for water. I’m scared.

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See you at the outlet, sweaty. 👜

Me with a new bag thinking I’m better than everyone.

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They were hot and I couldn’t stop 😩

Me after oversharing

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Oh we’re about to go IN. Pull up a seat, sweaty.🫖

What the tea is so hot, you have to meet in person.

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Nevertheless, she persisted. ✨

What is a thirst trap anymore? stitch with antipsivision on tiktok

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What if a semi passes?? 😩

Me opening the car door after street parking

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Find joy in the journey or RISK this…

You must find joy in the journey, or be destined to recreate the systems you’re trying to get free from. 🔁 What’s the point of chasing goals if you’re miserable the whole way there? If you’re not happy while you’re working toward something, what makes you think you’ll magically feel happy when y

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