Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Oh my goodness, who else remembers this absolute gem of a Christmas song? Every year when the holiday season rolls around, 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer' inevitably pops into my head. It's such a bizarre, funny, and unforgettable tune that truly stands out from the usual carols. I always find myself humming it and then wanting to sing along, but sometimes I forget a line or two! So, I decided it was high time to get the full lyrics down so we can all belt it out together. This song just screams holiday nostalgia for me. It's not your traditional sweet Christmas song, but that's precisely why it's so beloved by so many. It's got that perfect blend of dark humor and festive spirit. If you're like me and need a refresher, or if you've never heard the whole story before (gasp!), here are the complete lyrics to 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer': (Verse 1) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and grandpa, we believe. (Chorus) She'd been drinking eggnog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, So she stumbled out the door into the snow. (Verse 2) When we found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack, She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminating Claus marks on her back. (Chorus) She'd been drinking eggnog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, So she stumbled out the door into the snow. (Bridge) Now, the family's all depressed, The kids can't sleep at night. And grandpa says that Christmas Just won't be the same without her plight. (Verse 3) He's suing Santa Claus for damages, And he's got the best attorneys in the land. They say they've got a watertight case, And they'll prove he's not an innocent old man. (Chorus) She'd been drinking eggnog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, So she stumbled out the door into the snow. (Outro) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and grandpa, we believe. Isn't it just the best? This song, originally performed by Elmo & Patsy, has such a unique charm. It’s perfect for a bit of lighthearted fun during holiday gatherings, or even just for a solo laugh when you need a break from the more serious holiday tunes. I love how it tells a whole story, from Grandma's fateful walk home to Grandpa's determined lawsuit against Santa! It really is a narrative masterpiece in its own quirky way. I hope these lyrics bring a smile to your face and get you in that wonderfully weird Christmas spirit!























































