Tell me what your favorite oddly comforting anime is you keep rewatching and I’ll give you a better reading than your birth chart 💅🏻 (these are just jokes💕)
🧛 Hellsing: Well your mom has to finally admit that it was not in fact a phase and it's truly impressive in the worst way possible. You either dress like you're competing in a men's pageant or wear clothes most people would only put on if they were getting ready to paint a room in their house. You regularly see great and terrible things exit your body after making heinous dietary choices and you know from personal experience that there is no greater drama queen than some toxic dude bro listening to 30 seconds to mars on repeat. You don't think you have an attitude problem, you think everyone else is a problem but you also paradoxically believe you can't be held responsible when unsupervised. By the way, stop leaving your used dishes out that long, do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants, Lana.
🎴 Yu-Gi-Oh!: You've made it a habit of sharing clumsy awkward analogies and you're completely aware of the fact that it's become a case of "can't stop, won't stop" in its final, mortifying form. You frequently listen to someone speak and think to yourself "they're not cute enough to be that vapid" but you'll never say anything, you'll just roll your eyes like a sassy mime whose income reality is not living up to their expectations. Sidebar, you keep forgetting so I'm just reminding you to clean that one mirror that really needs it.
💪 Dragon Ball Z: When routinely walking you often ask yourself, "why isn't the ground straight?" and that should concern you. You saw that one thing at that one age and try as you might you simply can not un-ring that bell and you're trying to live your life so there's never a headline written about you that says "so and so breaks their silence" about something. You're pretty sure you have a very special talent and you just don't know what it is yet so you keep starting and abandoning new hobbies in an endless cycle of expensive starter kits and thrift store donations.
⚔️ Bleach: Spiritual materialism never looked so good. Your false self and true self have merged into something transcendent through integrating your dissociated self-aspects after a massive identity disturbance that left you fragmented - or you're just finally feeling the euphoria of heartburn relief. The last time you really had fun was something weirdly specific and not entirely wholesome, like getting zooted in Arby's parking lot in 2015 with some guy named Shannon. You were called a precocious child and now you're called a cynical adult and if you haven't invested in a bidet yet, you really will love it and they're very easy to install, you should absolutely get one.
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