I don’t actually want revenge. I just have a surprisingly good memory. 😂 I remember who showed up. Who disappeared. Who only called when they needed something. Who celebrated me without being asked. And who somehow always had an excuse when it was my turn. For the longest time, I thoug

I used to think forgiving someone meant things had to go back to the way they were. It took me a while to realise that forgiveness and access are two completely different things. You can wish someone well. You can let go of the resentment. You can genuinely have no bad feelings toward them…

I could’ve chosen peace. But apparently the universe had other plans… and excellent taste in lipstick. 💄 A little chaos. A little glamour. A suspicious amount of confidence. Honestly? I wouldn’t change a thing. Follow for more pretty chaos, questionable decisions & good lipstick.

Sometimes the problem isn’t the attitude. It’s the audience. 💅🏻 Anyway… coffee first, emotional regulation later. Just a girl enjoying her little corner of the world and choosing her battles very selectively. Follow for more unbothered thoughts served with caffeine. ☕️ #Lemon8Lifes

Screenshot this before your filter comes back. Manifesting chaos with excellent lighting. My red flags come with excellent lighting. #Lemon8Diary #Sarcasm #GirlHumor #GirlMood #MainCharacter

Sarcasm is my love language. The other 10% is classified information. I may compliment you. I may roast you. I may do both in the same sentence. Keeps things interesting. 😉 Follow if your personality also comes with a little disclaimer. #Lemon8Diary #Sarcasm #GirlHumor #Gir

My patience has a very strict guest list. If the energy is weird, the excuses are tired, and the conversation is going nowhere… I suddenly have an allergy. 🫠 No hard feelings. Just better boundaries. And probably better lipstick. Follow for more tiny doses of sarcasm & self-respect.

Screenshot this before your filter comes back. Unhinged and thriving. I don't do subtle, I do statement pieces. #Lemon8Girls #GirlTalk #SassyGirl #MainCharacterEnergy #DailyMood