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Wait A tornado? Weirdest experience in Chicago!
These tornadoes are really whooping Chicago #chicagoactivities #chitown #thechi #tornadoseason #emergingcreator
T. Murph

T. Murph

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School Registration is getting CRAZY😩😂
Schools are really out here acting like the FBI during registration! 🕵️‍♂️ Why do they need my whole life story just to sign my kid up? Is your school this nosy? 😂 #ParentLife #SchoolRegistration #BackToSchool #emergingcreator
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Back to School Clothes Do’s and Dont’s
Don't even waste your money on back-to-school clothes. The official outfit is PJ pants, Crocs, and that emotional support hoodie. 😩😂 How many days in a row has your kid worn that same hoodie? Drop it below! 👇🏽 #BackToSchool #ParentingHumor #TeenLife #MomLife #DadLife #GenZ
T. Murph

T. Murph

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So proud of my daughter… and yes I cried 🥹🎓
One of the happiest moments of my life ❤️ Watching your child succeed hits different. 21 years ago I was terrified to become a father… now I’m watching my baby girl graduate college and earn her Bachelor’s Degree in only 3 years 🥹🎓 I had her young. My mother had me young. But my daughter brok
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Sat too long… now I can’t feel my legs 😩🤣
Who else sat on the toilet too long and stood up like your legs forgot how to work?? I had to stand there and regroup like life just changed 😭😂 millennials we getting old #millenniallife #gettingoldsucks #relatable #funnyvideos #comedian #standupcomedy
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Prom is getting out of Control
Ain’t no way prom had Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos, and Ferraris lined up… now tuition need a co-signer 🤦🏾‍♂️😂 🎤 WHY AM I RAISING ADULTS? Tour NYC May 16 LA May 24 Plano Jun 5 and 6 Boston Jun 7 Little Rock Jun 21 Detroit Jun 26 and 27 Atlanta Jun 28 Columbus Jul 25 Chicago Aug 29 The
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Five Below been lying a little bit lately👀😂
Raise your hand if you walked into Five Below and saw $10 and felt personally attacked. 🙋🏾‍♂️ #ParentLife #MillennialParents #Relatable #InflationLife #AdultProblems Chicago
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Wtf
Put it back 😩 #daylightsavings #springforward #dst
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Why Is Your Phone Always On Silent? 📱😩
I can’t stand people who keep their phone on silent all day… who are y’all avoiding? #MillennialLife #PhoneHabits #Relatable #PettyThoughts #DailyRant #FunnyObservations #MillennialHumor #LifeObservations
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Chipotle is for the “Elite” now? 🌯💸
So, I guess we need a credit check for a burrito bowl now? 🤨 The CEO just stated they are targeting customers making $100,000+ a year. Translation: price hikes are the new normal because they want the "premium" crowd. It’s wild to watch a brand forget the everyday people who built them int
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Why the “Success Tax” is RUINING Families 🛑
Stop funding grown adults. Period. ☕️ This GloRilla situation is a masterclass in why successful people go broke. If being "family" means I’m your personal ATM, then I’m an orphan. I’ve seen too many people lose everything trying to be a hero for people who wouldn't even give them a ri
T. Murph

T. Murph

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🚪 INTERIOR DESIGN UPDATE: The “Sheet of Shame”
My son thought he was grown enough to slam doors in my house today. 🏠😤 As the landlord of this establishment, I had to make a quick renovation. The Fix: 1️⃣ Remove the door ( hinges and all). 🔧 2️⃣ Locate the oldest, ugliest sheet in the closet. 👻 3️⃣ Hang it up. The Result: He now has "S
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Kids when it’s cold 😂
I swear this is how kids walk out the house for school in the winter 😭 But wanna cancel class over a little snow 😂❄️ #tmurph #chicago #momlife #dadlife #snowday
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Fire the Meteorologist 😩😂
Is the ‘Arctic Blast’ in the room with us? Ain’t way #Chicago 😩😂 Not this lil bit of snow😒 #SnowDay #ArcticBlast #ExpectationVsReality #ChicagoWeather TMurph
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Parenting 101
Do you remember this? #parenting #momlife #millennialmom #dadlife
T. Murph

T. Murph

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When Christmas Break Feels Endless
When do these kids go back to school? Because this Christmas break is quietly destroying my grocery budget 😩🎄📚 #ParentLife #FamilyLife #RaisingKids #HolidayBreak #RealLifeMoments
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Forever My TV Dad 🕊️ Honoring Isiah Whitlock Jr.
RIP to my TV dad, Mr. Isiah Whitlock Jr.. It was truly an honor working with you on Season 2 of @wokehulu! An incredible man and actor, and I’m grateful I got to share the screen with you. Gone but never forgotten. 🕊️ #isiahwhitlockjr #isiahwhitlock #fyp #rip #disneyplus
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Followers Check In ⬇️
If you’ve ever supported me with A FOLLOW, A LIKE, A SHARE, or by grabbing a TICKET, check in real quick 🙌🏾 Houston has already shown up with over 300 seats sold, and I’m beyond thankful 🥹 Yall really changed my life 💙 #Grateful #SupportGoesAlongWay #HoustonFamily #ParentCommunit
T. Murph

T. Murph

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Last Call T. Murph Houston Improv 12/28
Houston Improv Look at this map... all that red means seats are disappearing fast. We are practically sold out for the show this Sunday at the Improv. Don’t wait until you’re at the door to find out you can’t get in. Secure your spot before the whole thing turns red. #HoustonImprov #Hou
T. Murph

T. Murph

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These kids don’t appreciate Gifts 🤦🏾‍♂️
We used to play with our toys on Christmas🎅🏾😂 Now I’m just paying for them to watch a tutorial on a game they own but haven’t opened. Make it make sense yall😩📉 #Christmas2025 #momlife #dadlife #ChristmasPresents #merrychristmas
T. Murph

T. Murph

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