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TREASURE FOUND

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Even the greys are confused.

A species that crossed the galaxy took one look at your “performance” tee and identified it correctly: melted plastic bottles with a logo. They’re not wrong. Flip the tag. Polyester, spandex, “poly blend.” That’s plastic. On your skin. All day. Meanwhile hemp has been sitting right here on Ea

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A Greys didn’t come here to probe your butt. They came to get you out of the plastic garbage you call clothing. They brought with them a grey tee made from a power house blend of natural materials, the finest blend in the entire galaxy. Launching 7-24-2026 - @mrundrdog

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Free No Probing Pass included with every purchase. Only redeemable for one abduction. Pass is voided if recipient is wearing polyester upon abduction. This message is brought to you by the Council of Intergalactic Intelligent Lifeforms in partnership with UndrDog Hemp. PROJECT 011: GREY ENCO

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📡 INCOMING TRANSMISSION — 7.24.26, 12PM EST

They’ve watched us for decades. Wrapping ourselves in plastic. Sweating in polyester. Absorbing microplastics through our own shirts. They’ve seen enough. PROJECT 011: GREY ENCOUNTER — a superior fabric, delivered to Earth. 👽 51% Hemp — 4x stronger than cotton 👽 31% Bamboo — airflow, zero

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Go follow @Mr. UndrDog I’ll be doing a free giveaway tomorrow on my page $100 to the first person to find me and free shirts for the next 20 #capecoral #fortmyers #swfl

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FATHERS DAY TREASURE HUNT

TREAUSRE hunt tomorrow for Father’s Day and we’re going to be doing weekly treasure hunts all summer from here on out 🪎 - @Mr. UndrDog

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Patent-pending DuraFlow™ Hemp + Bamboo. No PFAS. No Poly. Insane airflow. Max durability w/ Lifetime Guarantee. Hides your gut & grips your arms.

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PROJECT 010: BLUE LEGACY. The color of legacy itself — quiet, classic, undeniable. Same patent-pending DuraFlow™ tri-blend: 51% Hemp. 31% Bamboo. 18% Organic Cotton. → Hemp: 4x stronger than cotton. Doesn’t rip. Doesn’t stretch. Doesn’t quit. → Bamboo: constant micro-airflow. No swamp pi

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Grill out this summer in the new 010 Blue Legacy shirt from UndrDog Hemp. Same Duraflow fabric Just a brand new color. Goes live 6-18-2026 and it’s gonna sell out FAST so don’t miss your chance! - @Mr. UndrDog

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Project 010: Blue Legacy is launching on June 18th, this is the most requested color in UndrDog history and it’s not gonna last long! We’re only making 20,000 units, once it’s gone ITS GONE - @Mr. UndrDog

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You asked. We answered. 🔵

PROJECT 010: BLUE LEGACY. The color of legacy itself — quiet, classic, undeniable. Same patent-pending DuraFlow™ tri-blend: 51% Hemp. 31% Bamboo. 18% Organic Cotton. → Hemp: 4x stronger than cotton. Doesn’t rip. Doesn’t stretch. Doesn’t quit. → Bamboo: constant micro-airflow. No swamp pi

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BOXER ARE BACK IN STOCK • Natural blend • Natural Rubber Waistband • Natural Breathable Ball Pouch • Never rides up/needs adjusting • Extra GSM - 10X your Bulge

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100% natural briefs - hemp, bamboo, organic cotton and our stretchy waistband is made from the sap of a rubber tree 100% natural & breathable ball pouch to keep your boys off your thigh Lifetime Warranty Extra GSM on the pouch to make your bulge look bigger - we’re doing the lords work

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Project 009: Commando Launches tomorrow on 4/20/2026 39,000 units 300,000 UndrDogs, these are going to sell out FAST Don’t miss out, your balls will never forgive you ⚽️🏀 -@mrundrdog

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You’ve been wearing plastic on your balls, For your entire life… that ends today PROJECT 009 COMMANDO is launching 4/20/2026 - @mrundrdog

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Project 008. The Polo. Every polo you’ve ever worn was polyester. You just didn’t think about it. We did. This one’s built different — from the ground up. 🥥 Coconut shell buttons you can actually feel the grain of. Not plastic. Not cheap. Real. 🌬️ Honeycomb weave engineered for insan

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Drop a comment let me know if you like it tight or loose? - @mrundrdog

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IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME OKAY?? 😂

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