Petty Betty

Enjoy the seat, bud 💀 #coworkers #worklife #storytime #petty #coincidence

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Not Bad, But Not Gay

"Not bad" to "not gay" is a wild leap. I've been defending myself against my own keyboard for years 😭 #autocorrect #storytelling #standupcomedy #keyboardfails #relatablehumor

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💀

Grandma approved of the "good gushy gushy" on Facebook 💀 Hip-hop lyrics as a status was a dangerous game. #e40 #grandma #facebookproblems #storytelling #comedyshow

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Farm Ass Heat

It's so hot it smells like ass #heatwave #humidity

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The Trough

Why did they think giving us zero privacy was a good design choice? 😭 The trough is a lawless wasteland. #standupcomedy #mensbathroom #relatable #trough #comedyshow

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That Was For Me

The dead silence at the end of this... I just went & crossed it off both my joke & pickup lines list #jokefail #standup #fail #silence

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Dad Joke Alert

It's the groans for me 😆👏🏻 #dadjokes #standup #comedy

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So Hard

Sometimes I'm just not sure if I sit too long 🤷🏻‍♂️ #standup #comedy #numblegs

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Fresh Wet Ass

Where's my fresh rain scent? #afterrain #northeastwisconsin

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What Do I Look Like 😜

What does a #waterbed owner look like? 🤔 #questionoftheday

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Urinal Phone

I mean, we already use our phones on the toilet. Why not the urinal? 🤷🏻‍♂️ #standup #comedy #bathroombreak #snapchat

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4 Hour

They all can't be winners. Especially when you mess up... #standup #comedy #questionsigetasked #messup

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She's Too Hot 😭

My poor baby girl can't handle any heat 😭 Poor thing wanted to go for a walk & got too hot #girldadlife #walk #daddydaugther

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Tap To Fail

The employee at Dollar General must've thought what a special piece I was #taptopay #technology #old

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Bad Choices Fat

Maybe my phone knows something I don't 😆💀 #standup #comedy #autosuggestion #textingstories #phone

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Too Busy?

This lady's boyfriend related to what I was saying so much. I feel ya, bro. #standup #comedy #timeleft #microwave

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Video Resume

No resumes were actually written during this filming #videoresume #resume #jobsearch

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The Big Cheese

They call me "The Big Provolone." Thanks for the honor of the big cheese #movethemicstand #wisconsin #cheese #provolone

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Certified

Receiving this made getting sober worth it #comedy #localcomic #certified

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Microwave Chaos

It's the little things that I really need to get over 💀 #microwave #timeleft #skit #2seconds

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Chuck Charles