or as I call it: "Girl Dad simulator". Attention, large, heavily armored but tired blue collar man; small, bouncy noisy thing exists & is your responsibility. Ensure she feels safe & loved at all times. Feed occasionally.

Sometimes random graffiti encapsulates exactly how I feel #fuckthisplace

I do miss being skinny & enjoying being outside in summer tho

People look at me weird when I'm driving. There's a mulberry tree hanging over my driveway, ffs 🙄🤦‍♂️