blueberry cheesecake with oreo crust ^ . ^ ⭐️Blueberries ⭐️Sugar ⭐️Vanilla ⭐️Cream cheese ⭐️Greek yogurt or cottage cheese ⭐️Cornstarch ⭐️Oreos ⭐️Vanilla Oreo crust option 1: ½ c roasted hazelnuts 130g crushed oreos and black cocoa powder 2 tbsp yogurt + 2 tbsp syrup 2 dates 2

Today was a day. A day that required a lazy sushi bake followed by an entire cake. We all have our coping mechanisms. So tonight’s treatment plan is simple: 🍣🍚🥒🥢🧁🍰 Salmon Sushi Bake. Then: Cinnamon Roll Banana Cake. One is dinner. One is keeping this household off the evening news. Ever

My therapist would probably recommend journaling, meditating and self help books. Unfortunately, I eat instead. Also, I don’t have a therapist. Maybe I should look into unpacking that a bit more.. It’s remarkable what can be accomplished with packet salmon and low expectations 🍣🥢 Fold it to

Bean Supremacy, Day Whatever. I continue to believe meal prep would be easier if I didn't have to eat every day. Unfortunately, biology remains a viable factor. Anyway. Beans. I don't understand why humans insist on spending money when perfectly good beans already exist. This i

Spend my unbirthday with me. Thirty-two seemed like an excellent excuse to spend an entire day collecting tiny joys until I accidentally had a perfect birthday 🎂📚☕️🍵🎮 The absolute loveliest day, with my very best friends. Thank you so much to everyone for the birthday wishes. I’m incredibly g

Welcome back to Broke & Hungry, the series where we find out together whether livestock feed can become breakfast (and dessert bc be real. we need those to make it through the day to day). We’re doing a deep pantry dive instead of spending $100 on half a cart of produce and sad chicken tender

On Wednesdays we commit structural taco failure. We've been free-styling since 1998. Family traditions are important 🌮🤭 Some families pass down jewelry. An irrational fear of turning the thermostat up. regrettable offspring. Mine passed down the belief that tacos should be shattered in

Alright fine. What are we making this time? An egg white wrap, Brad. Which sounds wildly disappointing until you realize it's basically a protein tortilla that takes no effort, has zero carbs, and 30g protein. This recipe was one step away from becoming breakfast wallpaper 🫟 Somewhere, a ch

Someone was going to suggest this had too many carbs. Thankfully they were removed from the building. Strawberry Biscoff Bars 🍓🍰 2 cups rolled oats (gluten free) 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp cinnamon Pinch salt 1 mashed banana (or yogurt) 2 eggs 1½ cups milk 1 tsp vanilla 2 tbsp honey 1

I 👏 don't 👏 want 👏 meals 👏 that 👏 suck 👏 Welcome to Broke & Hungry, the series where we find out together whether canned beans and blind optimism can become dinner. We’re doing a deep pantry dive instead of spending $100 on one shopping basket. I realized that I somehow have a metric to

I'm only about three recipes away from publishing a bilingual cookbook. English. ...and whatever this is. 🤭🤭🤭 ⭐️Green Goddess Tofu Skewers with rice and garlic chips ⭐️ Oreo Brownie Ice Cream ⭐️ Frozen yogurt made w/my CREAMi ⭐️ Raspberry oats with banana, almond butter, granola, pum

A garbage bowl is the key to my heart. ✔️Low cal ✔️No effort ✔️Ridiculously filling ✔️Intestinal Loofah ✔️Tasty as f*ck While you mortals were agonizing over what to eat, I was busy mastering culinary necromancy. behold 🔮 the remains of my enemies... or just some old kale. I can’t re

Today’s assigned reading was The Love Hypothesis, which is less a romance novel and more a scientific study on what happens to otherwise intelligent women when a six-foot-something man rolls up his sleeves exactly once. We’ll spend 5 minutes devouring this toasted pecan chicken salad with the most