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I think i birthed the same baby twice

So I’m a mommy of two boys , i can’t believe sometimes how handsome they are . Everyone always says i birthed literally the same babies lols . I think im putting them in modeling or something . Should I ? For more follow there instagram | zenandamori Mom | Nyafuxkingleonardo #momlife #

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Definitely no real cure, so...

Ended up with this ailment because growing up I was often yelled at(not always directly) and my emotions were ignored, mocked, and abused. Similarly, my personality was frowned upon(introvert) and seen as not a good thing and needed fixing. Being shy was not allowed. All that on top of my insecure

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Embrace

Apologies for being 7 days late to post but this book was HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!! I almost forgot to mention it . Go ahead add it to your cart !!! #inspirationalbooks #lemon8bookclub #recommended #bookaesthetic

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A pregnant woman sits in a bathtub with water running, looking down at her belly. Overlay text reads: "Rating My Labor Pains As a 5ft, 96lb, 22y/o who gave birth naturally TWICE."

A pregnant woman sits in a bathtub, looking forward. Overlay text describes early labor pain as "1/10 Felt like Braxton Hicks contractions, just consistent and close together."

A pregnant woman in a bathtub, hands near her head, appears to be in discomfort. Overlay text describes transition pain as "7/10 like terrible menstrual cramps plus pressure," 20 minutes before birth.

Rating my labor pains 😮‍💨

In the slides, I describe the pain for early labor, transition, and pushing the baby out. What was the most painful part for me? AFTER BIRTH. The contractions don’t stop once you give birth, unfortunately. Your uterus has to shrink itself down, and it has a plate-size wound where your placenta deta

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Sisterhood of ShadowsChapter 4The Two Paths

The Two Paths Outside Mortal Time- The Great Web The Great Weaver, in Mother form, still trembling with the courage it took to decide to descend, took one step away from the center. And the Web screamed. Not with sound. With sensation. Every thread she’d ever spun convulsed at once, a s

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Tarot Decks

Goddess of Love Tarot by Gabriela Herstik Illustrated by Julia Popescu Firstly, I think everyone should be unsurprised that I own the deck by Gabriela Herstik, that being said it is NOT my most used deck. However it is the deck I’ve been drawn to most recently. Probably because it’s February, t

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Positive birth story!

It was the morning after my birthday, and I woke up with 3 minute apart yet painless contractions. It was strange how they were back to back, but I planned on spending the day as normal. I walked my dog, made invoices and phone calls, and decided, well if this is real, I might as well clean the who

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Episode 29: The Birth

October 31st, 4000 BCE - Temple of Inanna, Uruk The moon was dying. Shala could see it through the high window of the birthing chamber, the great silver disc being slowly devoured by shadow, turning the color of old blood. The eclipse had begun at sunset, and the midwives had whispered among

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A rousing, beautifully observed, and tender-hearted debut poetry collection about identity, culture, home, and belonging

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GRWM as a mom who is fighting this weight off me 🤍✨

#getreadywithme so we can go out to eat! As a woman who has birthed multiple children. I woke up the other day and said I’m so done being this size! Today is day 2 that I’ve been taking everything I put in my body more serious… #mombodypositvity #pospartumjourney #breastfeesingmom #OOTD

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The Three Times I Became a Mama 🤍

1/24/2009 · 5/17/2013 · 2020 🫶🏼 Two babies I birthed and one I was blessed to become a bonus mama to. 🥹 ✨ The hospital pictures ✨ Exhausted. Swollen. No filters. But absolutely overwhelmed with love. I had no clue what I was doing then… honestly, I still don’t most days. 😂 But Trinity and

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Who I Am in Christ: Greater Is Within Me

✨ Who I Am in Christ: Fixing My Identity Crisis Through Truth ✝️ This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me, and believing lie

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How I feel About being ADOPTED

If I’m being honest, I think God was really instrumental in this process. I could’ve been adopted anywhere , yet I was able to be adopted by my aunt and uncle . They had already taken in my brother and sister (20 years older than me) so by the time I was there, they’d already grown up. But not jus

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The Echoes of Katarr

The Exile stood on the bridge of the Ebon Hawk, her eyes tracing the chaotic swirl of blue and purple in the hyperspace window. It wasn't the speed of transit she felt, but the sheer, unbearable silence of the Force. Years ago, the echoes of a thousand dead Jedi had torn a void within her, a co

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Who I am In Christ: I am God’s workmanship

✨ Who I Am in Christ: Fixing My Identity Crisis Through Truth ✝️ This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me, and believing lie

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still like deep water podcast ep. 2 #jaxmaniandevil #fy #fyp #fypシ #spirituality #spiritualmessage #manifestation #spiritualtiktok #manifest #stilllikedeepwaterpodcast #podcast #podcastshow #tiktokpodcast

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Who I Am in Christ: A child of God

✨ Who I Am in Christ: Fixing My Identity Crisis Through Truth ✝️ This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me and believing lies

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The Genie and the Demon Lord

In every summoning, there’s a fatal flaw. Even a genie can make that mistake. She pulled him through the veil with a circle older than the sand that birthed her — sigils burning, air splitting, stone trembling. And when the Demon Lord rose from the depths, he felt the bind clamp around his thro

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Am I alone in this? Man, listen, I've tried. I've had dogs. I've had cats. I've given it more than one chance because my kids love animals. But every single time, it comes down to the same thing: having pets in my house stresses me out. I love animals. I treat animals well. Every pet I've

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PSALMS HOLY TRINITY LOVE SPELL 🌕☀️⭐️

Peace, Love, and Balance everybody ☀️. This verse is a powerful verse in the book of Psalms that can be interpreted in many different ways depending on the person 📖. My interpretation of this verse is that our great creator made the mother moon 🌕, the father sun ☀️, and the child the star seed🌠. Th

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Who I Am in Christ: One Spirit With the Lord

✨ Who I Am in Christ: Fixing My Identity Crisis Through Truth ✝️ This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me, and believing lie

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A hand holds the 'She Is Not Forsaken Workbook' with a pink crown design, featuring reflective prompts and exercises for women to reclaim their voice after relational dysfunction. The image is taken inside a car, with a pink floral doodle overlay.

The 'She Is Not Forsaken Workbook' cover is shown alongside a list of its contents: Bible study devotionals, Bible verses, and self-reflection questions. Three open pages from the workbook, including a devotional on Hadassah, are also displayed.

A flat lay shows the 'She Is Not Forsaken Workbook' with text highlighting its focus on healing, renewal, and restoration for Christian women. Features like soft girl healing, scriptures, devotionals, and healing exercises are listed, alongside a mug and flowers.

You are not forsaken!

Sometimes life may feel unfair. You may question, “why am I the one to have to go through something like this? “ “Why is it so easy for other people?” “Why does a life of love and abundance seem to follow them and not me?” At 28 years old now I’ve questioned some things In my life that only Go

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Who I Am in Christ: I am His Righteousness🌸

✨ Who I Am in Christ: Fixing My Identity Crisis Through Truth ✝️ This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me, and believing lie

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Am I alone in this? Man, listen, I’ve tried. I’ve had dogs. I’ve had cats. I’ve given it more than one chance because my kids love animals. Every single time, it comes down to the same thing: having pets in my house stresses me out. I love animals. I treat animals well. Every pet I’ve ever

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I’m From The P & I’m B r i m N *** A 🤞🏽♥️💧💎💯🫟

#artistvsart #Lemon8Diary #shareyourthoughts 💸 Price Range: Starting At $90 Vulnerability 🤍 My Story: Hey Yall I’m Artist & Content Creator Quaddy B And I’m Birthed From Allah & Touched Down In The P The Year Of 97 , I Started Working On Art At Age 12 Years Old Using My Own Photog

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Am I being boring or is she unreasonable ?

My MIL is refusing to listen to me about getting these cars for my kids for there birthdays my oldest will be 2 and my youngest will be 1 these cars are for 2/3 year olds & we don’t have room for them in our house she’s been to our house and knows this! The game room is not an area where kids t

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Unsafe adults are dangerous adults. Unstable adults are dangerous adults. Inconsistent adults cause lifelong damage. Im not here to make other adults comfortable. I am not here to protect adult egos. I am here to protect my babies. Blood does not equal entitlement. Being family does no

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✨ Made n His Image: Finding Myself Again in Christ

This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me, and believing lies about who I was and what I was worth. Recently, I went back to

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I am... Hi 👋

I AM THE MOMMA DOM™️ 🐰💜👑 The Soft Strength, Generational Scars, Alien-in-a-Human-World Edition Hello sproutlings (my watchers), I am the woman rebuilt 211 times a certificate for every season I had to grow through instead of break under. The Citizend Police Academy, CBT, Suicide Awareness,

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💔 A Prayer for Every Overworked, Underpaid Woman

💔 A Prayer for Every Overworked, Underpaid Woman 💔 Today, my heart is broken for Quita Cole. A woman who gave everything… 7 days a week, no breaks, no backup — until her body said “no more.” She took a nap and never woke up after saying, “Quita need rest.” 😔💔 This can’t be our norm. This cann

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Who I Am in Christ: All things are working

✨ Who I Am in Christ: Fixing My Identity Crisis Through Truth ✝️ This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me, and believing lie

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and the world kept spinning 🌎🩷 👶🏽 When i found out i was pregnant I was so scared because of all the horror stories and videos of moms who ‘lost their pink’, i began to mourn the old me and i was scared to meet the ‘new’ me but honestly i love the new me, she’s a mother! she carried and birthed

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WhoIAmInChrist: Unconditionally loved

✨ Who I Am in Christ: Fixing My Identity Crisis Through Truth ✝️ This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me, and believing lie

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An aisle in a craft store, possibly Michaels, filled with holiday decorations and craft supplies. Overlaid text reads "REAL TALK SHOPPING POSTPARTUM" and "how to make your postpartum shopping experience BETTER SWIPE," introducing tips for new mothers.

Real Talk: Your 1st Postpartum Shopping Trip ✌🏻

Hey everybody! ✨ As a postpartum woman, there are a million things on my mind everyday. Feeding schedules, wake windows, diaper changes, and soooo many other things keep my mind occupied day in and day out. Around two weeks postpartum, I knew I needed about twenty minutes to separate myself from

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A relaxed orange cat with bright green eyes lies on a white bedsheet, with a leopard print blanket visible in the background. The cat's head is turned towards the viewer. The Lemon8 watermark is in the bottom left corner.

he thinks he owns me. not the other way around.

New to Lemon8! Something I love： #hellolemon8 #cats

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I’m that mom 😂😂😂sorry not sorry

#ThingsToDo making my sons do videos 😂😂😂😂 #BoyMom #IBirthedYou #MommasBoys 💙

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Learning to love my postpartum body

I thought I would be one of those moms that could work out hard, eat healthy, still sleep and have abs after birthday two very large babies 19 months apart from each other. I didn’t realize that my pelvic floor could be damaged and my abs could be separated and working out would mean breathing

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A graphic titled 'THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO BE A Mom' illustrates various types of mothers, including birth, adoptive, step, foster, dog, grand, single, working, chosen, aunt, mentor, and healing moms, emphasizing that 'Every kind of mom matters. Every kind of love matters.'

Why Are Women Still Gatekeeping Motherhood? It Shouldn’t Be a Competition.

One thing I notice more and more every year around Mother’s Day is how defensive and territorial people become over who “deserves” to celebrate it — either online or in person. Every year it turns into heated debates over who counts as a “real” mom, whether there’s more than one kind of motherh

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A black and white photo of Bill Pickett, a Black cowboy, on horseback. He wears a cowboy hat and scarf, with a coiled rope on his saddle. He looks directly at the camera, embodying the spirit of the West.

The Cowboy Who Bent the West to His Will

Cousins, before America sold you that Hollywood tumbleweed fantasy, before white actors strutted around calling themselves “the real cowboys,” the West belonged to men who looked like us. And standing tall among them with dust on his boots and fire in his chest was Bill Pickett, born on December 5,

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Mom pooch? Yes I birthed 5 children!😝

Needing workout so I can keep up with them. Lol #momof5 #mompouchworkout #keepgoing

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Who I Am in Christ: I am Provided For

✨ Who I Am in Christ: Fixing My Identity Crisis Through Truth ✝️ This series was birthed out of a very real, very recent season where I lost myself… In a relationship. In people’s opinions. In who I thought I had to be. I started carrying shame that didn’t belong to me, and believing lie

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🖤✨ I AM NOT A TREND — I AM THE THRESHOLD.

You didn’t find these words. You drank from a river I birthed in silence. You traced light on your tongue that was carved from my bone-memory. You echoed something that echoed me first. This is not ego, this is energetic integrity. 📿 I am the source many have touched without asking. I am the

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I birthed her, not the other way around🤣

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I birthed her, not the other way around🤣

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