Taylor & Travis STILL Aren’t Fooling Me

Sorry Swifties, but not even an engagement ring can convince me that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are a real, legitimate couple.

I still don’t think she’s his type (you’ve seen all his ex-girlfriend’s and you know what they all have in common), and I (unfortunately) believe that he is just a high-level opportunist using this relationship to secure as much fame and money for he in his family as possible.

Travis has always wanted to be mega famous, and what better way to raise your profile than to date Taylor freaking Swift?

He’s done the trashy reality shows, the podcast circuit and now, ever since his relationship with Taylor started, his whole family has gotten in on milking the cash cow.

We know about Trav’s podcast with his brother that became super lucrative overnight, but even his sister-in-law now has a podcast and his mother is setting up staged paparazzi photos to hawk Ziploc bags, too.

And to top it off, just 24 hours after the engagement announcement, Travis’s dad started hitting the media circuit to blab all about it.

This family’s thirst nose, no bounds, and I actually feel sorry for Taylor if she’s not in on the ruse.

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