Porsha Williams is the Ultimate Failed Gold Digger

I still can’t get over just how badly Porsha Williams fumbled her latest gold digging attempt.

To remind you: first, she married an NFL player in what she claims was a lavender marriage only to be left with nothing but a toothbrush and a Beamer, then she had a baby by a known cheater within months of meeting him because she wanted her kid to inherit a piece of his hotdog restaurant Empire and then finally she quickly got married to another known womanizer only to turn around and divorce him within a year.

The reason for the quickie divorce was that her husband, Simon Guobadia, hid his real name, illegal status, and more from her.

She could have found this all out for herself before marrying him if she took the proper time to date and get to know him, but no. Porsha saw dollar signs between his massive mansion, luxury car collection, and private jets and decided to ignore all the glaring red flags…including the fact that he was still married when they got together and he proposed.

Anyway, I really hope she has finally learned her lesson about choosing money over character because this latest screwup has cost her almost $700,000.

According to Porsha’s latest legal filings, her ex-husband Simon owes her $667,359.55 in marital residence expenses, alimony, payments, attorneys fees, and property taxes.

Woof.

I’m not sure if she will ever see that money back, considering the fact that he has been deported and is highly unlikely to ever be allowed back into the United States given his history of using false identities to avoid detection.

Porsha’s already rich in her own right, and a beautiful girl to boot. I don’t understand why she’s so willing to quickly jump into marriage and children with unattractive men she barely knows with the hopes of securing the bag.

She is obviously not smart enough to properly play the game, so it might just be time for her to settle down with a nice man in her tax bracket that she is genuinely attracted to and live happily ever after.

Two marriages that lasted less than two years is crazy. Marrying for money only to end up $700,000 in debt is wild.

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2025/9/8 Edited to

... Read moreAs someone who's followed Porsha Williams' rise and struggles, I find her story a cautionary tale about the pitfalls of chasing financial gain over real emotional compatibility. Porsha's multiple marriages to men with questionable backgrounds resulted not in the luxury she sought, but significant financial and personal setbacks. It's clear that rushing into relationships based on the allure of wealth and status can lead to heartbreak and complicated legal battles. Porsha's example reminds me that true security isn't just about money but also trustworthiness and shared values. Moreover, the fact that her ex-husband Simon Guobadia has been deported and may never come back complicates any chance of recovering owed funds. This scenario highlights the importance of thoroughly vetting partners, especially when mixing finances and assets. Interestingly, despite her own financial success, Porsha seemed drawn to partners with flashy lifestyles but hidden issues such as false identities, ongoing marriages, or infidelity. It’s something many can relate to—being blinded by appearances without fully knowing the person. Ultimately, Porsha’s experience offers a valuable lesson: building relationships based on character and mutual respect may prevent costly mistakes, both emotionally and financially. It might be wise for her to consider partnering with someone closer to her values and status to foster a more stable, happy life. Reflecting on this, I've learned that in both relationships and financial decisions, patience, due diligence, and prioritizing integrity usually lead to better outcomes than chasing quick gains or superficial allure. Keywords from the article’s images like "Owed Nearly $700k", "Fool's gold", and "Played left and right" resonate with her story’s core message—sometimes what glitters isn't gold, and recognizing this early can save a lot of trouble down the road.

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