Mammon the baby sitter

Okay, so I've been thinking, what if Mammon, the Prince of Greed himself, had to take on babysitting duty? I mean, can you even imagine the chaos? I was just scrolling through some fan theories and this idea popped into my head, and I had to share my take on it. It’s got me completely hooked, just picturing the absolute mayhem! Picture this: Mammon, usually focused on his vast riches and undeniable influence, suddenly finds himself in charge of a few... let’s call them 'interesting' little ones. We're not talking about your run-of-the-mill demon spawn; oh no, this is a special assignment. I'm imagining younger versions of our beloved Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters. Think a perpetually optimistic baby Charlie Morningstar, a tiny, perpetually annoyed Alastor, or even a miniature Loona who just wants to nap in peace but can't. My personal bet? Mammon would try to monetize *everything*. 'Five dollars for a lullaby, ten for a diaper change, and a premium subscription for bedtime stories!' he’d probably announce, completely missing the tender, nurturing aspect of childcare. It's a classic 'babysitter POV' scenario, but with a demonic twist! It’s hilarious to think about the 'babysitter POV' from Mammon’s perspective. He’d probably see it less as a responsibility and more as a unique business venture, a way to expand his 'brand' to the youngest demographic in Hell. Can you imagine the tantrums? A tiny Niffty meticulously trying to clean up any mess before he could even blink, or a small Angel Dust attempting to sneak in some contraband sweets under Mammon's watchful, greedy eye. And let's not forget the logistical nightmare of finding a suitable 'distribution de les baby-sitters' that could even begin to handle Mammon's demanding nature and the sheer energy of these demonic tots. He’d probably try to outsource it to the lowest-bidding imps for a pittance, only to find them completely overwhelmed and quitting within the hour. Honestly, the thought of Mammon dealing with a crying baby or a toddler throwing a full-blown demonic tantrum is just peak comedy for me. Especially if one of them was – heaven forbid – in a diaper and desperately needed changing! He’d likely frantically search for a loophole, a hidden clause in his demonic contract that would allow him to delegate such a... menial task. But deep down, I think (or maybe just hope!) even Mammon would find a tiny, begrudging soft spot for them, particularly if they showed any flicker of future entrepreneurial spirit or a knack for financial manipulation. Imagine him teaching baby Verosika Mayday the art of negotiating contracts, or coaching a mini Vox on market dominance! What do you guys think? Who would be the absolute worst character for Mammon to babysit, and what crazy antics would ensue? I'm dying to hear your ideas!