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If you’re in a public space and you accidentally sh yourself I have some tips for u. 1. Divert attention by screaming that someone just did a drive by sh on u and they’re on the loose. 2. Strip down and start screaming that the bugs are getting you 3. Sit on a bench and discreetly wipe it off on
Awesome! Just remember that post partum! 🥰 (I forgot and it was brutal!)