I was disappointed he didn’t show me his 🦅
TLDR I matched with a guy on bumble who told me I could come to his place to see his REAL birds but he actually just wanted me to see another type of bird…
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SO I’m back with another story HAHAHHAHA
this story happened a while ago, back when I was new to the dating scene. I matched with a guy on bumble and we chatted for a few days. During the conversation we started joking around about ‘scamming’ extra cny cash (it was CNY period) from our relatives by going to each other’s houses and introducing the other person as their gf/bf 😂
I’m a very spontaneous person, open minded and pretty confident in my ability to handle myself in all situations.
So eventually, when the conversation started to become more detailed, and we prodded each other for a real meet up for cny… we met up!!!
It was hella impromptu, and it was during the CNY period hehehe, so everything felt VERY real. Like omg, spontu exciting new date experience YES I CANNNNNNNN
He even mentioned he could show me his parakeets/cockatiels irl! He even tele-bubbled them to me on telegram!!!
When I saw the birdies I was CERTAIN I was going to have a BLAST 💥 pranking his family 🤩🤩🤩
I was so certain I told him after the prank I wanted to return the CNY money to him. Cuz wanted to make sure we had communicated the money things through mah, later his relatives find out and scold him how? he said there was no need to return the money when I asked. I was pretty happy HAHAHA 🥳🎉
———BUT THEN THEN CAME THE MEET UP 🚩🚩🚩
It was hella unserious and just gave spontaneous and jokey (i think maybe it’s his standard for ons?)
Sisters and brothers, I went there dressed up, ready to play the part of the gf. Oh before the meet we also hashed out how to react should they question where we met how we met etc. EVERYTHING WAS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN AND IT SEEMED SUPER REAL
But halfway through he kept going hella close to me.
🥲 Just. Unnecessarily. Close. 🥲
I called it out a couple of times. He moved 2cm away for a little while whenever I did that then went back to being too close againnnnn💀
Eventually I had enough of that. He KEPT invading my personal space. So while otw to his place, I stopped walking and clarified with him what were actually going to do at his place.
WAAAAA tell me why this mf intention so f different from what I thoughttttttndkdkskdkcndnwnw I FOUND OUT THAT HE JUST WANTED TO F*** 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Honestly, when that happened my first thought was ‘wa typical boring sgrean’ 🤦♀️🥲 🤡
I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED??? I wasnt even scared or 感到后怕 i was just disappointed af???? My expectations was a cny prank date + meet the parrots sesh???
But then this fucker. Hais. This fucker legit DISAPPOINGTING... I CRASHED OUT CUZ WHAT IN THE BORING FUCK can we have aspirations beyond slamming bodies against each other 🥹🥹🥹
🥲😮💨😮💨
after this incident… i reflected
Here’s my key takeaways:
I can handle unexpected situations well
Don’t expect too much from people
Expect the unexpected
The gut is always correct
in the end I told him I was gonna go to my grandma’s house and left
😌 bro if ur reading this, I ACTUALLY went to my ah ma house, it was nearby. Also please don’t fumble so hard again, like you literally said I was gonna see your PARROTS -> 🦜 and showed them to me and all
PLEASE BRUSH UP ON YOUR F COMMUNICATION ALSO CUZ WTAF WAS THAT 😳
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Anyways. Guys now I’m dating an amazing guy.
It’s so easy to LOVE him! He gives me SUCHHH a peace of mind ALWAYS by being attentive, self-aware, funny, patient, caring, and respectful 💝🩷🩷🩷
Will be sharing more dating FAILS soon~ and in between these stories I’ll have positive posts too, inspired by him, to give yall hope xD
Thanks for reading 📖
ttyl 🫶🏻🫶🏻















































HoLy LEMON 🍋 I dont know if this is hilarious or horrifying maybe both