No parents were involved in this design
There’s nothing like having a baby to make you notice how absurd public spaces can be. Stuff I ignored before now ruins my day.
Today at the zoo I discovered the sole changing table in the women’s room was bolted less than two feet from an ancient metal hand dryer. Baby (10 months) HATES those dryers — they’re ear-splitting and echo everywhere. No paper towels either, so every single family had to use the metal monsters.
Plopped the baby on the table to change a “pee” diaper (spoiler: it was a secret poo), and then a kindergarten group poured in after their goat-feeding. Should’ve left. Didn’t. Speedran the diaper change while my heart did marathon laps. On wipe three, three kids hit the dryer and set it off for what felt like an eternity.
Baby screamed like torture, I alternated between finishing the change and trying to calm her, and then entered full autopilot to GTFO.
But seriously — who thought putting a hand dryer that loud next to the only changing station was a good idea? Ignorance, laziness, or rogue AI? Want that person’s contact info so I can express my feelings (or maybe just egg their house — kidding… mostly).

































































































I always get mad about this. First why just in the men’s room? My husband does diaper changes when we are together. Second, maybe put it in a stall for some privacy??? Also those driers are so freaking loud