A neck brace, a grinder and a pipe wrench @Cannon Security Products I have a bone to pick. 1. No we didn’t forget the combination 2. No we didn’t lose the keys. 3. No the batteries aren’t dead. 4. Yes, we tried a new keypad. 5. YES, it locked us out on a random ass Tuesday and we’ve been locked out

#treatyourself

He is a miracle and now a whole bunch of us are trauma bound 😵‍💫🙃 #traumabond #traumatok #miracles

You or nobody. Forever. @Chris Horton #youornobody #fyp

Corporate girlie #corporatelife #corporategirly

Too soon for this trend? Iykyk. Probably too soon, for sure. #trend #meme #mymanmymanmyman

#dadswithdaughters #mrbiggs #lastname

This generation of parents is NOT for me. #softparents #gentleparenting #nothankyou

I got the matches, the rest is up to you. Try that with anyone else but him. @Chris Horton #trend #husband

@Chris Horton #couples #likejesusdoes #husbandwife

We’ve seen all of the goodness in people these days though 🩷 #50cent

So I’m manifesting that we win the @ParisHilton @hilton @Lando Norris points to go on a better vacation when @Chris Horton is back on his feet from spinal cord rehab #parispoints #hiltonhonors

Yall would be so in for it #annoying #harmonica

#boosie

#handmedownname #maidenname

Collar is from @Springland Pets and vibe is 100% Gracie. #vibecheck #dogslife #lifegoal