Once Upon a Time during the Pandemic 🇯🇵🗾🎌👹💴🏯👺
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RVR 2019: 46-51
On May 9, 2019, The False Supply Prophet said to The Petty SNCO’s Marines at Camp Hansen…
“Say May Name Say My Name. When the Contract Auditors come and inspect you guys. Say my name that IT WAS ME who took the initiative to inspect your supply section!” #truestory
But the when the auditors came and asked, they said it was Noon-Jizz who inspected us.
The False Supply Prophet was given this nickname (Noon-Jizz) name by some of the Marines because of how he had a fetish of leaving his mark 💦 and flexed his 🍆 in units’ perpetual inventories and it was always at Noon when he would show up unexpectedly uninvited at many battalion supply sections to assist in Supply Operations, while in unprofessional clothing and disrespectful demeanor.
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Noon-Jizz, The False Supply Prophet, liked to wear the same surfer brand clothing instead of the uniform of the day when analyzing other units.
But he never really had a DOA to act a fool on behalf of many Commanders he served under.
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Romans 16:17 | Proverbs 16:5 | James 4:6
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DISCLAIMER: The characters, scenarios, and events depicted in this book are entirely fictional and intended for satire, parody, and entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, retired or not retired, is purely coincidental. This content does not reflect the views of any organization, military branch, or entity.
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————RVR.EAA (The Petty SNCO)
This story humorously highlights the dynamics during supply audits within military units, particularly at Camp Hansen. The nickname "Noon-Jizz" reflects how this individual’s appearances were notoriously untimely and uninvited, causing both frustration and laughter among Marines. In military logistics, supply section audits are crucial for inventory accuracy and operational readiness, often involving strict inspections by contract auditors who ensure compliance with policies and directives. Humor, such as the one shown here, is a unique coping mechanism that service members use to build camaraderie and reduce stress during otherwise tense situations. Military satire like this brings attention to common challenges in maintaining discipline and professionalism within the ranks, especially when individuals exhibit behavior that clashes with expected norms—such as wearing inappropriate clothing or acting disrespectfully during official duties. These stories also reflect the hierarchical and procedural nature of military operations, where initiative—such as inspecting supply sections—is acknowledged but can be misattributed or disputed humorously among personnel. The references to biblical verses (Romans 16:17, Proverbs 16:5, James 4:6) add a layer of moral commentary typical in military circles, subtly urging for humility, integrity, and respect within leadership and peer interactions. Such elements underscore how personal character and conduct are closely observed and influential in military environments. Overall, this satirical account serves not only as entertainment but also as a candid portrayal of the everyday reality faced by Marines: balancing strict military protocols with human quirks and personalities. It offers readers, both military and civilian, an authentic glimpse into the lighter side of life in uniform, reinforcing that humor remains an essential aspect of resilience and bonding in challenging times.
