Sometimes, I wonder if he even remembers he has four legs. He spends his entire life lying on his back. 🙄😂 Des fois, je me demande s’il se rappelle qu’il a quatre pattes. Il passe sa vie couché sur le dos. 🙄😂

MOM: “We’re having such a great time together, just the two of us! 🤩😛” Atchoum: “You keep saying ‘we’ when you really mean ‘you.’ I’m just waiting for the treats to show up. 😾” ****** MOM: « On passe du bon temps ensemble, juste nous deux! 🤩😛 » Atchoum: « Tu confonds encore “on” avec “toi”.

For the next 10 days, you’re all mine, Mom. 😈 No sharing you with anyone else. Get ready… you’ll be at my beck and call from morning to night. 😈😈 #DadIsAway Pendant les 10 prochains jours, tu es à moi, Mom. 😈 Je n’ai à te partager avec personne d’autre. Prépare-toi… tu vas être à mon servi

Atchoum wakes me up every morning at 5:30 a.m. As soon as I’m awake… he goes right back to sleep. 😪 Then, when I decide to take an afternoon nap, he comes to wake me up. 🫩 And the moment I’m awake… he goes back to bed again. So I decided that he doesn’t get to nap either. 😈

I pretty much claim every piece of furniture in my house… and the outdoor furniture too. This swing officially belongs to me now. 👑 And that’s non-negotiable.

Every Sunday follows the exact same schedule… and I worked very hard to keep it that way. 😼💤 ******* Tous les dimanches suivent exactement le même horaire… et j’ai travaillé très fort pour que ça reste comme ça. 😼💤

I love it when his ruff is perfectly in place. He looks like a little aristocrat. 🤭👑 J’adore quand sa collerette est bien placée. Il a l’air d’un petit aristocrate. 🤭👑

Is someone coming over this morning? 🤔 Why did you make me look so adorable? 😼✨ Est-ce qu’on attend quelqu’un ce matin? 🤔 Pourquoi m’as-tu rendu aussi mignon? 😼✨

Life isn’t easy in Atchoum’s world… 🤣🤣🤣 Being this handsome, supervising the whole house, reminding Mom when it’s meal time, keeping squirrels under surveillance, and making sure every nap is perfect… it’s exhausting! 😹👑 ***** La vie n’est pas facile dans le monde d’Atchoum… 🤣🤣🤣 Être aussi

On this beautiful Sunday morning, I kept myself very busy… 🐿️ Chased the squirrels. 🐦 Watched the birds. 🎨 Sat right on a freshly painted canvas. (You’re welcome, Mom.) 😈 Judged the chair Mom just painted. 🤣 And to finish my busy morning, I made sure Mom’s fingers were still as tender as eve

“The moment he sees a comb, he has to rub himself on it. 🤣🤣” **** « Dès qu’il voit un peigne, il doit s’y frotter. 🤣🤣 »

Atchoum learned this morning that a standing groundhog is a lot more intimidating than he thought. 🫣🤣 Don’t worry, though—I was never going to attack! I like chasing squirrels and other critters, but I always change my route at the last second. 😅 P.S. Sorry I couldn’t show you Charlotte standing

Weekends are better when they’re spent with the best boy. 😊 I suppose you may enjoy my company. 😼 ******** Les week-ends sont toujours plus beaux avec le meilleur des garçons. 😊 J’imagine que vous avez le privilège de profiter de ma présence. 😼

Looks like it’s the weekend. 😏 Didn’t you know the future belongs to those who wake up early? 😈 You’re already two minutes late with my breakfast. 👿 #atchoumthetyrant ******* Ça paraît qu’on est le week-end. 😏 Tu savais pas que l’avenir appartient à ceux qui se lèvent tôt ? 😈 T’as déjà de

Leave my toes alone and rub my belly instead. Priorities, human. 🤣🤣 ****** Lâche mes orteils et occupe-toi de ma bedaine à la place. Les priorités, humaine. 🤣🤣 🐾👑

It turns out drugs are bad… but let’s be honest, catnip is absolutely amazing. 🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 Il paraît que la drogue, c’est pas bon… mais on s’entend que l’herbe à chat, c’est absolument génial. 🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 #atchoumthecat #catnipaddict #notagoodinfluence #livingmybestlife 😹🌿

I was having a very important discussion with the birds. Apparently, they disagree with my plan. 🤣🐦😼 J’étais en pleine discussion très importante avec les oiseaux. Apparemment, ils ne sont pas d’accord avec mon plan. 🤣🐦😼

To find my head, just follow the noise. 🤣🤣🔊 ******* Pour trouver la tête, suivez le bruit. 🤣🤣🔊

Back by popular demand… and definitely because you asked for it. 😂😼 ******* Retour en arrière… et surtout parce que vous me l’avez demandé. 😂😼

The doves look pretty tasty today… 🤤🕊️ *** Les tourterelles ont l’air appétissantes aujourd’hui… 🤤🕊️