Meet my rescue cat 🐈 Name: Buddy-Boy Age: 18 months Hobbies: playing, sleeping, eating. Favorite food: human food Tricks he knows: how to stalk you and ponce

Purrfect Poppy looking after her charge x

Issued this day under straw and silliness, in the Year of the Biscuit Theft Let it be known across the lands—near, far, and under the kitchen table—that Sir JJ the Bold has been found guilty of the following high crimes: - Biscuit burglary (twice in one afternoon) - Refusing royal bedtime