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bad advice saturday no. 5 🥂

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom.

the sixth in our saturday series:

“communication is key.

so make sure you change the locks first.”

— cuffed

save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder.

#badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvice

2025/10/11 Edited to

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five weeks in and the communication’s gotten worse. 🥂

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