bad advice saturday no. 17 🥂

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the sixteenth in our saturday series: “be yourself. they’ll try to change you anyway.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxica

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the eighteenth in our saturday series: “if they don’t chase you, run slower.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvice

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the twenty-third in our saturday series: “if he wanted to, he would. so make him think he does.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #femaleperspective

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luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the twenty-second in our saturday series: “heal, but keep the screenshots. for evidence.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #femaleperspective #moder

keep violating your own standards. see if peace shows up anyway. it won't. here's why. the anxiety you can't explain. the restlessness that follows you into every quiet moment. the low-grade guilt with no specific address. most people blame the relationship. the job. th

accept the apology. skip the change. you did. and the apology was real. the remorse looked genuine. the moment felt like it mattered. and then nothing moved. the pattern resumed. the dynamic reset. and you were standing in the same place holding an apology with no structure behind

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the first in our new saturday series: “never go to bed angry. stay up and fight until sunrise. nothing says love like exhaustion.” — cuffed #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvice

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the twenty-first in our saturday series: “cry a little. then post something hot so no one suspects it.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #femaleperspec

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the nineteenth in our saturday series: “sleep with your ex. for closure. again.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvice

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the eleventh in our saturday series: “follow your heart. it clearly has no idea where it’s going.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationship

bad advice saturday. say you don’t care about valentine’s day. then care. it’s amazing how many people swear the holiday is pointless… until they’re refreshing their phone. romance isn’t dead. it’s just pretending to be above it. save this so you can come back to it next february

trust them again. nothing's changed. that's the whole problem. trust after a breach isn't a feeling you summon. it's a response to evidence. not an apology. not a promise to be different. not the warmth they bring back when they sense you pulling away. evidence.

keep distracting yourself. growth is uncomfortable. it is. and distraction is comfortable. that's exactly the problem. distraction doesn't dissolve the discomfort. it defers it. six months from now. a year from now. whenever the noise finally stops and the thing you were avo

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the fourth in our saturday series: “never learn from mistakes. consistency is key.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvi

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the sixth in our saturday series: “if it’s meant to be, they’ll come back. keep the door unlocked just in case.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #m

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the twentieth in our saturday series: “play hard to get. then complain he’s not trying.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #femaleperspective #modern

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the ninth in our saturday series: “go with the flow. even if it’s clearly a sewer.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvi

stay busy. you won't have to feel it. you will. busyness doesn't dissolve the feeling. it postpones it. it keeps the grief, the anger, the confusion, the grief you haven't named yet — all of it — at a manageable distance. until the schedule clears. until the noise stops.

accept the breadcrumbs. a full meal is coming. you believed that. because it was designed to be believed. the breadcrumbs weren't a preview of more. they were the ceiling, disguised as a floor. just enough warmth to feel like progress. just enough contact to feel like movement. ju

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the fifteenth in our saturday series: “don’t lower your standards. just rename them.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicad

lower your standards. it keeps the peace. it kept something. just not what they said it would. it kept him from having to grow. it kept the dynamic exactly where he needed it. it kept you small enough to fit inside a relationship that was never built to hold all of you. the arguments

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the fourteenth in our saturday series: “know your worth. then date beneath it for the plot.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the sixth in our saturday series: “communication is key. so make sure you change the locks first.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationship

luxury cards. terrible wisdom. straight from the back rooms of advice. michael scott would’ve framed these. — cuffed #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #modernrelationships #toxicadvice #satire

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. follow for fresh drops every saturday: “always be suspicious of a compliment. they’re probably trying to trick you.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need a good laugh. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #m

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the twelfth in our saturday series: “never chase. just wait forever.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvice

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the thirteenth in our saturday series: “trust issues build character. and better passwords.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #

luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the seventh in our saturday series: “it’s not gaslighting if you say it calmly.” — cuffed save this so you can come back to it when you need the reminder. #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvice

promise to do better. that counts. it doesn't count. not because the promise wasn't real. not because the intention wasn't genuine. but because intention is not currency. a promise is a statement about the future. behavior is evidence of the present. and the present is t

send the text. you've only drafted it 47 times. the 47 drafts aren't indecision. they're information. every rewrite was an attempt to make the message safe enough. soft enough not to push him away. honest enough to feel real. controlled enough not to seem desperate. you w

Good morning, my virtual friends! I hope you all are having a fantastic Saturday! My advice for you is to read your bibles on today and really reflect on the brutality that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ endured for us. It’s not just some ‘story’ that we have heard down through the years. It happ

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luxury flashcards. terrible wisdom. the second in our saturday series: “never compliment her. if she’s still here, she knows she looks good enough.” — cuffed #badadvicesaturday #cuffed #satire #modernrelationships #toxicadvice

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