where my people at 👀🤭 #hollywood #hollyweird #kanyewest #kanyetok #beyoncé

i'll take microwave bbq pork mac in a carcinogenic black plastic container from the hospital cafeteria for 500, alex 🫡 #nurse #healthcare #scrublife #hospital #nurselife

in the age of information, when you have access to so many details in which to form opinions... i'll leave you with this (and encourage you to dig): no one's heartrate is 57 bpm while m*rd3r*ing their kids 👀). what would have been different if law enforcement investigated other theories before

psychoanalyze me: thought i could carry a large custom cake, big ole salad, 240 paper plates, and 3 giant pizzas on my own with no cart quickly realized that was a silly idea but am too hard headed to walk back and grab a cart said yes when a woman offered me her empty cart but absolute

i'll always look out for you #motherhood #mother #momsoftiktok #momtok #mama

please tell me that one day i won't be filled with fear daily on how bad im messing it up #motherhood #momsoftiktok #momtok #realmotherhood #momdiaries

listen... between not being able to eat in the AM with my thyroid med to being up before i'm hungry and rushing around holding a toddler at 6am, i need a drink that'll wake me up AND give me a little fuel. somehow this makes me feel like i'm saving money too which prob isn't true but #girlmath

give me your inspo ✨ #homeschool #homeschoolersoftiktok #homeschoollife #motherhood #1000hoursoutside

i can't help it

i like to call them god winks

@Ben Platt is an actual angel #showtunes #dearevanhansen #musicals #benplatt

pro parenting tip: if the restaurant gives you a brand new unopened pack of crayons, chances are they don't reuse them for anything and they'll be thrown away. and if they don't have a tableside napkin dispenser, they also will throw away unused napkins. i can't tell you how helpful having crayons

#motherhood #momsoftiktok #moms #momlife

people who aren't parents will never understand #toddlermom #toddlerlife #momminainteasy #momsoftiktok #millennial

Replying to @skye 🌿🧚🏼✨ (prefacing this with a TW that i used Al as part of this for all y'all who are gonna send me h@te mail lol) 1. enter this prompt into chat: "make me a pantone zodiac color palette with my big 4: xyz sun, xyz moon, xyz rising, and xyz venus. make it in 4 quadrants with one pa

Replying to @skye 🌿🧚🏼✨ (prefacing this with a TW that i used AI as part of this for all y'all who are gonna send me h@te mail lol) 1. enter this prompt into chat: "make me a pantone zodiac color palette with my big 4: xyz sun, xyz moon, xyz rising, and xyz venus. make it in 4 quadrants with one

the other day at work, astrology got brought up and this sweet nursing student goes, "WHOA, Y E S" when i said im an aquarius rising 😂 no one is ever surprised by my big 3 🔥🌊🌀 also, if you think astrology is simply fashion magazine horoscopes, i urge you to pull up your whole chart ;) #pantone

Replying to @Bailey Witt💜 honestly i'm more grossed out by the cheap pool seeping microplastics everywhere then the dirt + grass, but y'know -- they gonna be juuuust fine, happy and healthy kiddos. have a great summer, y'all! ✌️✨

One thing every pediatric nurse learns: trust parental concern. Parents know when their child isn’t acting like themselves, and sometimes that instinct catches what vitals, labs, and monitors don’t show yet. Parent intuition. Mom intuition. Pediatric nursing. Sick child warning signs. Trust your

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