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Come today, there's a story, hehe.😆

📍 This is about "Uncle Somchai and the newest lie detector" 📍 that ensures reading requires lollipops.

Subject: Lie detector...University

Uncle Somchai just bought a "lie-catching robot." This robot is very advanced. If anyone lies within a certain radius, he will immediately walk in and "slap Pia!" in the face.

One evening, Uncle Somchai's son walked home later than usual, so Uncle Somchai started the test:

Uncle Somchai: "Where are you going? Why are you late?"

Son: "Yep...I went to tutor at my friend's room, Dad. "

Pia! The robot immediately slapped his son in the face.

Uncle Somchai: "Tell me the truth!"

Son: (tea face) "Okay, Dad...I went to see a friend's action movie. "

Uncle Somchai: "What's the matter?"

Son: "Star Wars," sir.

Pia! The robot slapped his son's face again.

Son: "Oh, Dad! I gave up. I went to see 'adult movies'!"

Uncle Somchai heard it, so took a long sigh. Then began to preach:

Uncle Somchai: "You are! I was really disappointed in you when I was your age. I never even thought about these obscene things. I was neat, diligent, never looked at them once!"

Pia!!!The robot came to slap Uncle Somchai's face until he almost fell into a chair.

Uncle Somchai's wife, who was standing in the kitchen washing dishes and saw the whole incident, laughed and said:

Wife: "Serving! That's you...How to tell his son? Look at his behavior. It's your son. The infection doesn't really leave the line! "

Pia!!!!!!This time, the robot slapped the "wife" harder than everyone in the house...😆

# Funny tales

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