My oldest child and I got super hopeful that the cat distribution system had finally found us, but no, apparently it was just chickens and even I’m not willing to take on a rooster

This isn’t the day and I am not the one. There’s a big difference between making sure y’all know the rules for various companies of what is required to unlock a device so it can be used with a different company. I will not help you break the rules.

If you get something you like, but you have to modify it in a way that you don’t like as much because if you get it exactly the way you like the other people will demand to share then you might be a parent

I thought I posted this. Apparently not. It was sitting in drafts. My spouse always tells me worry less. And as someone with anxiety… that doesn’t do shit. He actually took my worry away this time and iykyk how much that mattered to me

#stitch with @Tacos and cervezas nothing wrong with said, but I did feel like some additions were needed. As always, trust is important and so is open conversations but trust me, the people who have always been just friends? No, they do not want a romantic relationship with me.

Normally, I do like everybody else and I brush my teeth and I skip eating before the dentist so we can pretend that my teeth always look that good and I floss today I failed and on auto pilot I’ve been proceeded to eat breakfast and bring my iced coffee

This should’ve been a 15 minute phone call but instead the phone call ended up being almost 2 hours. I got off at nearly 11 and I was supposed to get off at nine.

#CapCut I went from 375 at my worst of PPDto 185 (at the moment. Goal is 160). In the old photo I was surprisingly only 310. I’ve had two beautiful boys. I’ve changed my name, my job, my address. The only thing that hasn’t changed is my stubborn ass personality 🤣

Realizing that because I always prioritize my kids childhood over actually teaching them things like chores my kids default mechanism is now to procrastinate doing anything because mom will do it, and we are nipping that in the bud. I apologize if this is a little all over the place I have not take

If you have an older adult that you provide assistance to with setting up their technology or maintaining anything like that, please make sure they know how to leave the call screen on their cell phone and check their text messages

so if you go to the grocery store after the typical workday hours, you can pick out every single mom that took that opportunity to go to the store without her kids because every single one of us was wearing a similar outfit and had dinosaur chicken nuggets at Sam’s Club last night

In spite of the fact, I’ve been living here for nearly 11 years. I hadn’t been to Anna Maria island before. It was spouses idea, I think it’s way too cold to be in the water but I’ll happily sun myself and I was

Is anyone else frustrated by misbehaving Child? Do you want to have a barbecue? My son didn’t even make it at school for two hours today before I got an email from his teacher about him throwing things and screaming in the classroom and I don’t know where to go from here.

To the girl, whose third date was a disaster because he took her ice-skating, you deserve so much better and I hope the next time a man tells you “don’t hate me” you don’t even waste your time taking your shoes off. To the men in the world that are like this, no means no. That extends to more than

Let’s play a game, what would you rather be reincarnated as?

I’m so excited talking about my new purse that I didn’t actually show my old one which I’m not getting rid of, I just wanted another good leather purse to rotate because I don’t always want such a large purse. I bought it from the leather shop on Etsy, it is extremely well-made and considering that

I have been eyeing this purse on Etsy for Months and I splurged when it went on sale and It just finally arrived. It’s a doctor style purse, I got the color amaranth with black hardware and the wider strap as well as the largest size. I’m in love. It looks very well made and the leather smells so g

The next time all of y’all decide to do a run on coffee creamer, You need to give a mom a heads up because everywhere I have gone is sold out and I’m trying not to unalive anyone.

Roman got mad at me for scolding him and kicked the table. We have now gotten a reminder that the table doesn’t care if it’s been kicked and just because you’re mad doesn’t mean it won’t hurt.

So I have to file paper taxes, change all my passwords, lock my ssn, and file my tax return with a pin next year. I’m so beyond irritated right now. If you’re gonna steal my identity next time file your taxes first so I don’t owe