💅 Bloat in Lisbon: A Glamorous Constipation Saga 🇵🇹
It’s Day 20 of Euro summer and… I still haven’t pooped. Not in Lisbon, not today, not even a little bit. The city is stunning, the weather is perfect, but my digestive system? She clocked out. Packed her bags and said, “Good luck, girl.” I’ve tried everything—walking, journaling, ginger shots, a