If a street was named after your Ex what would that sign read? 🤔

Every problem has a solution, what is the solution for this?

Have a good day

You get to invite 1 person to a function. If they're late you win $1,000,000 who you inviting?

Have you ever heard of anyone putting Potato Chips on a Sandwich? 🤯 🥪

My co-worker accidentally drank my Starbucks and said, 'Wow… your coffee tastes like Jack Daniels.' It's Friday, dude, mind your business!My co-worker accidentally drank my Starbucks and said, 'Wow… your coffee tastes like Jack Daniels.' It's Friday, dude, mind your business

What is the opposite of a croissant. A Happy Uncle.

What's it called when they don't want to be in a relationship with you, but they want you all to themselves

I burned 3,000 calories yesterday. That's the last time I take a nap while brownies are in the oven.

My coffee and I are currently discussing whether we even want to participate in today.

What's the last thing he said before his truck ended up there?