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What’s your favorite excuse when you’re late?

Mine “I had diarrhea” or “I was having stomach problems”

works every time and no one questions it because they understand and don’t want any more details.🤣

#AskLemon8 #excuse

2024/4/18 Edited to

Being late can happen to anyone, and sometimes we need a funny excuse to lighten the mood. Common excuses range from traffic delays to personal emergencies. Many people humorously claim, "I lost track of time!" or blame their pets for their tardiness. It's helpful to remember that a well-timed excuse can save face in uncomfortable situations. Plus, joining in on shared laughter about these experiences can even strengthen friendships. Sharing your story or a funny excuse in conversations can spark relatable discussions, making everyone feel empathetic. Let's embrace the humor in our awkward moments and lighten the mood with a good laugh that we all need sometimes. Also, don't forget to check out trending topics on social media under hashtags like #excuses and #funnyexcuses to join the conversation and see what others are saying!

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Frances Anderso

My car broke down, I had a family friend sue, I had cramps, or there was an accident in our neighborhood not letting me leave

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