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There are Two Types of MOMs

This post is a joke..but not really.😏 I never fit in with the PTA moms, the Pinterest moms or the moms who eat chia seeds on purpose. I created @Bad Mom Army HQ for the ones out here surviving. Sometimes thriving. Always trying. We show up late but we still show up. We love hard. We cuss. We raise legends. If that’s you….welcome Soldier. Motherhood is war. FDK #BMA #fdk #momlife #perfectlyimperfct

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