I called my dad and said "I love you" and he said "how much do you need." he didn't even let me finish the sentence. he already knew. spatula.
I'm at a taco place wearing a sweatshirt that says "Love You Dad! Can I Have Some Money?" and the man behind me in line read it and said "I have three daughters. this is my life."
I texted my dad a photo of the nachos. he said "looks good. who's paying." I said "you. I used the card." he said "which card." DAD. THE card. the one you said was for emergencies. nachos are an emergency. I was hungry. that's a crisis.
my friend said "don't you have a job." I do have a job. my job pays for rent and bills. my dad pays for the things that make life worth living. like nachos. and gas. and the occasional "my tire looks weird can you just venmo me real quick."
a girl at the next table read my sweatshirt and took a photo of it. she said "I'm sending this to my dad with no context." her dad will see it. he will understand. because every dad with a daughter has received a text that starts with a compliment and ends with a number.
"I love you" means I love you. "I love you" followed by a question means I need something. every dad has learned to hear the difference and every daughter has perfected the delivery.
what's the most creative way you've asked your dad for money because I know some of you opened with "you're my favorite parent" and went straight to the venmo request

























































